I came in here today to have you run an EKG and order an echocardiogram. I did NOT come in to ask you your opinion of my home birth...particularly when your offering it has nothing to do with the condition I am seeing you for.
And yes, my heartbeat is slightly elevated. That often happens when people piss me off. So take a hint.
The Patient You'll Never See After I Get My Echo Results
PS - Please consider a bar of soap and a Tic Tac in your daily routine. Just returning the favor of unsolicited advice.